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Why you should date a ballerina?

February 5, 2009

1. we know all the positions
2. we do it in front of mirrors
3. we’re used to having bruises on our knees
4. we’re used to performing in minimal amounts of clothing
5. we’re perfectionists: we’ll keep going until we hit it
6. we can shake it like no other
7. after a quick intermission we’re ready to go at it again
8. we don’t mind getting hot and sweaty
9. we’re not as delicate and fragile as we look
10. one word..FLEXIBILITY
11. panties don’t get in the way because we don’t wear any
12. we have perfect technique, and great hip rotation
13. we have a lot of rhythm
14. we are willing to sacrifice our bodies
15. a strip tease is not an option…it’s part of our inherent nature.

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