Expat Life in Dubai

Trying to take my mind off Bon Jovi

May 20, 2008

Am working 6 days a week starting Saturday.

And the worst part of it is – am doing the morning shift.

So am working 6days and morning shift, how can it get worst than this??? Well, just until my colleague comes back from her vacation. And after all these summer peak season is over. Everybody’s going out of Dubai, who wouldn’t want to get out of this oven? It’s already hot now and it’s not even August, to which they say is the month when all hell breaks loose. The bus ride will be suicide by then. So for the benefit of all, can I just make a request for everybody living here in Dubai?

PLEASE TAKE A BATH EVERYDAY.

Your (not specifying any nationality alright?) smell is already bad in a cold weather, just imagine how worst can it be if it’s the summer and you won’t take a bath. Also,

PLEASE USE DEODORANTS.

It’s supposed to go under you arm. There’s roll on, stick or whatever. It won’t be too hard to figure out how to use it if you’re first timers. One last request:

PLEASE DON’T TRY TO COVER UP YOUR BAD SMELL BY SPRAYING A WHOLE BOTTLE OF PERFUME ALL OVER YOUR BODY.

Am telling you, the combination of a very strong perfume against a very strong and bad body odor is excruciating. So please, for the benefit of all, never ever do it.

I think UAE’s got to make a new law against people with bad hygiene. I mean, clearly, it should be against the law if you’re causing headache/fainting to other people around you. There should be a smell-detector in all of the public places here. If a person’s got a stinky smell, they will be kicked out.

So please, if you see someone cover their nose when you pass by, take a raincheck and go back to your house to take a bath. Spare everybody your smell. Puhleeeeeassssseeeee!!!!

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