you don’t need a PhD to keep up with the senseless conversation.
N: so how are you coping up with the brokenheart?
A: look whos talking.
A: having someone who likes you as much as you like him doesnt make u an expert on relationships
N: that bad huh?
N: the brokenheart? You;re being grumpy.
A: shut up. Im always grumpy, try working with a bunch of assholes lets see if u wont get grumpy.
N: ooooooooohhhhhhh frankenstein’s havin a bad day
A: fuck off.
A: and how u doing? No dramas??? Miss ur shenanigans
N: nothing for now but will have soon. Can’t wait! Yay!
A: ur boytoy comin?
N: nahhhhh. U talked to her yet?
A: will have to when get back to sydney. Can’t wait! Yay!
N: well, goodluck with that my friend.
A: thanks you
N: ill give u a proposal
A: whats that?
N: lets do that cheesy crap
A: which is????
N: if i reach 35 and were still single, we’ll get married whether we like it or not.
A: thats a thought… giv me while to think about it.
N: you’re too old to play hard-to-get
A: why does it have to be when you reach that certain age? I say when i reach 35 and were still both single we get married.
A: am not playing hard to get just weighing the consequences. It’s a big decision marrying you.
N: 5 yrs from now???? Was giving u 10yrs to get over the brokenheart u got now….. :p and big decision? You can always call it off… not like u havent done that just recently. Hahahahahahahaha
A: fuck you!
N: i love you too! 🙂
N: i got some conditions though
A: and that is????
N: i need to have monthly allowance for my shopping, manicure, pedicure, waxing, spa and we need to go out of the country every 6 months. Also, if am working late – dont expect me to be cooking dinner for u. and all the food that i cook are delicacies, u cant complain on that. on weekends, i will go out with my girlfriends whether u like it or not. Last but not the least, divorce is not option for you but it is for me.
A: u shud put – GIVE ME ALL UR MONEY as your condition to save you typing all those things.
N: you cant give me all ur money. U need some to buy me “surprise” presents.hahahaha
A: cheeky girl. I have only one condition.
N: whats that?
A: i make the decisions. I decide where u go for shopping, manicure, pedicure, spa, waxing and which country we go to and till what time u can stay with ur girlfriends.
A: i will bring u to the cheapest places u can ever imagine.
N: ur not the boss of me.
A: i will be if we get married
N: then am filing for divorce!!!!!!
A: this is the shortest engagement i’ve ever had.
N: you and me both. hahahahahahaha