At work earlier:
IRATE PASSENGER (complaining about the long hold during her call with the call center): I am working at [insert name of a very high-end club here, it’s too high-end it’s borderline ridiculous] the most expensive club in Dubai and I am handling table reservations. So I know how this whole thing works (referring to airline reservations).
….. yes, because it is one and the same! Exactly the same thing! Absof*ckinglutely!
But noone can beat this passenger right here:
Right, off to watch my Cougar Town series. 🙂