Random Musings

Day 12: Women are just men with boobs and vagina.

July 5, 2011

A good guy friend called me up earlier…

Guy friend:
Hey, what’s up kid? What are you doing?
Mi: I’m plucking the hair off my armpits.
Guy friend: What the f^%$&???? I don’t need to know that!
Mi: Well, you asked what I was doing!!!
Guy friend: Can’t you act lady-ish towards me for once?
Mi: I AM a lady and that’s what ladies do, we pluck the hair out of our armpits.
Guy friend: Nevermind. Go back to whatever the f^%$& it is that you’re doing. Bye!

What did I say wrong? Seriously! We need to address this issue once and for all I believe. First of all, if you don’t want to know what I’m doing then don’t ask what I’m doing. Second, women are just like men, the only difference is we are more on the high-maintenace side because the society decided that we should BE that way. For some stupid reasons, we are not supposed to have hair in any parts of our body except for our eyebrows and well the hair on top of our head. I am Asian. A very hairy one for that matter. And let me tell you this, the hair on all the parts of my body doesn’t just magically disappear over night. We all need to pluck, shave and wax (depending on the body part) and I believe that MEN, of all people, SHOULD know that because MEN wanted WOMEN to be that way – hairless. So if I tell you that I’m plucking the hair out of my armpits you shouldn’t be grossed out, it shouldn’t even be surprise you that I’m doing that.

Since we’re already in this topic can I just say that women, just like men, do all of the below things too:

* fart
* pick our nose
* poop
* burp
* snore
* drool while sleeping

So yeah, women are just like men with boobs and vagina. Mmmmmkay?

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  • Reply annray July 8, 2011 at 18:16

    …. and sometimes, women who appear to be not too hairy on those areas where hair is acceptable to be seen tends to be hairier on areas where hair is not really a sight to be appreciated.

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