Today at work:

PAX 1: What time does your office close?
MI: 6pm
PAX 1: So if I arrive there at 4, are you still open?
MI: Hmmmm… What do you think?

PAX 2: Do you give staff discount?
MI: Oh, you’re an [insert airline company name here] staff?
PAX 2: Well………….. I used to be.
MI: Sorry, we don’t have EX-staff discount.